What if I want Caesar salad?

America (feat. Robin Thicke)

If I were Robin Thicke I'd be proud of his showing in Canada. 550 copies means half the country bought his album.

What are friends? I think it's a TV show.

Cool! Having a life is overrated!

Well I know for a FACT that I'm 1/32nd Native American! My great-uncle showed me a picture of my great-great-great grandmother! #notallwhitepeople

Bill Watterson has a decal of Calvin peeing on a decal of Calvin peeing.

EMINEM DIDN'T COMMIT SUICIDE! EMINEM WAS MURDERED!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!!!!

Will it finally answer that age-old question "Who is the real Slim-Shady?"

Somehow his pre-Satanist song "I went down to my congregation, prayed to my Lord above" never caught on.

This pales in comparison to her writing a bad song with the same title as the Beach Boys masterpiece "California Girls."

THEY WERE INFILTRATED BY THE OBUMINSTS!!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPMERICA!!!!!

Isn't every American game not made in America?

IT WAS GOVERNMENT BRAINWASHING!!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!

Woo!

Hasn't everything since "Who Are You" been a long goodbye?

What about Franklin Delano GOALSEVELT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! I STOLE THEIR JOKE!!!!!

How many lonely people were cast? I have to look…

SPOILER: THE WRITERS ARE PRO-SPOILER!!!!!

Mybe wit da monies u hav u cn git sum educatin nw.