It's wuv. TWU WUV.

What if I love the Yankees? Do the Sox hate me?

I feel sorry for his roommate.

Shia LaBeouf got arrested again, will you please pay attention to him now?

"NO IT'S NOT!"

sucK it Trebek

I was disappointed he didn't change his name to Turd Ferguson.

Who is Dolly Parton?

THANKS OBAMA

I'm sure you're good-looking, but you probably look like a man.

You're gonna carry that weight a long time.

Dirty old man!

"During the Lifetime That is Mine"
"Dearest Sister of Mia Farrow"
"Not Able to Purchase Adoration For Me"
"The Lengthy As Well As Curving Street"
"Join in Partnership"

Moo Moo La Munch!

Agreed, but a "Hey Jude" Hatesong would be much more interesting than this one, because hating "Hey Jude" is a fringe opinion, or at least it has been in my life.

Threw up. Fell back in bed. Put some ice on my head.

It was the Flappy Bird of the early 2000's.

What about Dave Grohl?

"Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?!"

Spongebob: Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!