You need to watch Black Dynamite —- they have a Kung Fu Island, minus the bitches (they appear in the rest of the movie).

Much better than BMW porn, unless it's invisible.

At that very (explosive) moment, I was with Solayda Sicamore, but she didn't even notice the outer quake.

Some opine The Rock features 007 who was thrown in prison. They should have filmed more in San Francisco.

Indeed. I believe the pro forma intro to one of James Brown's performances sheds some light on your misgivings: "He will make your bladder splatter, your liver quiver!" Of course, the entire film is an ab workout, the very definition of definition — to wit, the Honky House, the Vietnamese boy repeatedly referred to…

suddenly I'd like to leave your island, Mr. Hand Man

This is an real ab workout, your abs will ache. Classic bits, such as *beating up his students, goes postal at bad news, then tells his students cheerfully, 'See you tomorrow.' As a Vietnam vet, brooding over the killing of a little boy, "Oh, that Chinese boy, I still see that Chinese boy …" to the two (yes, TWO)…

Ian Fleming's Bond began in Casino Royale as a man without much humour. But beginning with the second book, Bond brings on a lot of laughs, and this continued through the series. Fleming meant them as tongue-in-cheek, as entertainment — not the self-pitying boof of the recent 'Bond' movies with Craig.