Jesus Chrits is their shoddy, penny pinching, second rate deity. They pray to it by muttering “peppermint roll” over and over.

Oh dear GOD. Now you’ve driven me over the edge.

He drove you right over the edge there, didn’t he?

See, that right there is the problem with the Chargers. Dang California hippies can’t be happy with the regular Jesus Christ the rest of us use, they gotta go with some new age one called Jesus Chrits. No wonder they suck.

That probably depends more on what the players background is. If they come from a place where the entire family has nothing and are depending on this one young man to pull everyone up, the player will take the deal. Bosa is lucky he doesn’t come from that place and has the chance to hold out if he wants to.

I don’t know if it is likely that he’ll go somewhere much better. The worst teams have the top picks, so he’ll likely go somewhere equally bad or worse. Yeah, the Chargers organization sucks, but at least you get to be rich and live in San Diego. What if he ends up with, I dunno, the Skins next year? Or somewhere in…

I’ve come to believe that a lot of insider type football dudes are very sentimental and romantic, and a bit simple.

Anyone that does not have this response to this entire year is part of the problem.

“honor”

I loath the Steelers. This does not surprise me.

I thought it said “muffins”. either way works.

My theory is that he’s pretty stupid.

Yeah me too. What better name for a QB could there be? Colt tried, too. I’ll always feel bad about this.

You don’t seem delusional enough to be a Cowboys fan.

I looked at acceded a couple of times too, wondering if it was meant to be ascended. However, upon further review, I feel that acceded is the perfect word to describe taking on being the QB for the Cowboys.

That’s the best. They say “the sun is constantly moving” as if this is a tricky and unexpectedly new approach by their crafty solar opponent.

Fair.

It is fair to laugh at any name that is funny, no matter what race it is.

I think early adulthood is when it not uncommonly manifests in men. I don’t know if it’s the same for women.

Sounds like he’s got better friends than he deserves.