It’s like, um, salted caramel cluster ice cream. Smooth and creamy with crunches. Kinda.

What exactly do you mean by “perceived cruelty” of “factory farming”? Your use of quotation marks seems to indicate that there is no “cruelty” in “factory farming”.

I feel like the spectating crowd is what makes this a nightmare. I was having sex at 15 and don’t regret it a bit. That’s different, however, than going to talk to the guy you like, him wanting sex and you agreeing (however enthusiastically) and then a whole crowd showing up to watch, record, and possibly participate.…

Make The Donald snack food again does though.

Also, gators can move zippy fast when they want to. I would never get that close to a gator on foot.

It does. What a great state.

I feel kind of bad that this gator is becoming national news, because for sure some wretched asshole will now go kill it.

You were trying to be “charitable”. About kidnapping and murder. Really.

I don’t think that’s true. For people who have loved ones in the military or who have lost family members in wars, it has plenty of relation to honoring the sacrifice.

This is brilliant!!! Thank you!!!

Really? I know she did that for a while, but I was pretty sure she was gone completely. She’s the best. Of all the Gawker people I am aware of, she’s the one I’d most like to have a drink with.

It’s like this comment was made for you.

That’s a real surprise. I was under the impression your most cynical flights were pretty cynical. Thank goodness Ken Starr was here to expand your vision further into the realms of the possible.

I miss Jolie so much. Where did she go?

HA!!! This is the best.

This is my day in a nutshell.

“heart rendering” over here.

I’m holding out for the Russian version. I want to know if they’re impressed yet.

Seriously, I appreciate your point and do not mean communicate disrespect for what you are saying. If it was true, it would indeed be impressive which is actually why I don’t believe it (though I do believe that all candidates engage in skullduggery to some degree). But, I’m feeling a bit giddy on this lovely morning…

Or, you know, it could just be that people have been observing and have drawn their own conclusions. But that’s much less likely than that it’s a huge and brilliantly successful conspiracy by the subversive forces of the shadow queen.