Brilliant. Peacocks and poodles get a bum rap because of how they look, but they are both very cool.

They are the best birds.

fair point. seagulls are still cool, though.

Excuse me. I just wanted to take a moment from birds to complement you on your name.

Maybe. I didn’t need to see this, though.

Plus, their name is very fine.

That’s lovely! I’ve never seen one of those!

Count me in. Where can I get a bumper sticker?

Damn strait.

Seagulls are beautiful, graceful, useful, and funny. I don’t know what more a person could want in a bird.

Crows are smarter than a lot of people. Do not cross them. I had a whole passel of crows follow me once, dive bombing me and yelling. They did that for blocks. I hid under trees and behind bushes but they were not fooled for a moment. I finally jumped on a bus and went down town just to get away from them. Why did…

One of my favorite memories is standing on top of my house in Washington State watching two eagles pinwheeling through the air fighting over a salmon they both had hold of. It was like being a movie.

Yeah, and what about frigatebirds? They have a wingspan of 7.5 feet and sleep while flying. That’s a serious bird.

Right. That’s why his family members are throwing chairs at other family members and making death threats against kids. I feel safe.

As I see it, it all depends on who Bernie picks for VP. Since HRC is already took care of Foster and got away with it (proving yet again her competence under pressure), it seems like we should be able to wrap this up cleanly if we could ALL JUST GET ALONG for 5 minutes. Otherwise, we’re going to have to send her out…

Well sure. Anyone who voted for her is clearly “uninformed”. I can’t imagine where the idea that Bernie supporters are arrogant came from.

I guess it was Clinton supporters pretending to be Bernie supporters threatening to kill Roberta Lange and her family. Clever ploy.

Unless you are claiming that the Clinton camp was paying people to sign up for burner accounts and be assholes for Bernie over on Gawker at the start of the primaries, then you might want to rethink.

So, we’re being vicious because we think a candidate who won’t call out a portion of his supporters for threatening to abuse little kids because of who their granny is, as well as kill her, is acting like an irresponsible jerk? Really?

That day is not going to happen any time this season for me.