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I was looking for a gif that would appropriately convey how stupid this movie will be, but I accidentally found this treasure instead.

Yeah, but most kitchen staff make at least the regular minimum wage, whereas servers make $2-$3 an hour before tips. So no, servers should not have to tip out the kitchen staff regardless of how important they are to the operation of the restaurant because the kitchen staff is already being compensated for their

There is. It's called the National Restaurant Association; the same fuckboy club that lobbied to separate tipped employees from the standard minimum wage. Makes me want to vomit blood when I think about it. Huge influence in and with the Chamber of Commerce, too, if that helps you get all rage-y as well.

Or a hoodie.

It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.

You’re so charitable.

His defiant little wee-wee sheath...

i had to google it to figure out how to spell it while i was writing this post and it’s REALLY NOT FAIR THE GOOGLE IMAGES THAT POP UP WHEN U GOOGLE THE WORD i will never unsee them

I’d ship that.

my husband’s dad’s family is a minefield of who’s not talking to who/cut off/estranged. Every wedding is a freakin’ s**tshow and IT....IS...AWESOME. Who will sit where? Who is on which side of the room? At my brother-in-law’s wedding, the dad and ex-wife(hubby’s ex-step,mother of the groom) were not speaking-15 years

I spent years hearing about how I was ‘oversensitive’, or that ‘mothers and daughters always have issues’ because my mother could keep her act together in front of others. Over the years I’ve heard she’s begun to slip up more and more (we’re estranged,so I haven’t seen it myself). It’s kind of gratifying when people

Your sitch sounds a bit like mine. My advice—it’s YOUR day. Only invite people who make you happy. It’s just not worth it to have people there who don’t 100% have your best interests at heart. Neither sets of parents were at our handfasting. We took his mom out to dinner later, and I took great joy in telling my own

Shot out to both Takeo’s parents. They are amazing. I love how classy Takeo’s father is.

You know who else is amazing...

It good choice actually, the author didn’t want to give leeway of “he’s actually quite handsome” or “a haircut and change of clothes then he turn to bishonen” to the audience.

Because he’s stylized after Gouda Takeshi, one of the most famous characters in one of the most famous manga of all time in Japan: Doreamon.

Right? I thought the writing was pretty terrible and his personality was so one-dimensional.

I find it really creepy that a decade later Affleck and friends still feel the need to throw J.Lo under the bus over the craziness that was Bennifer 1.0. She didn’t force him to do anything. But he and his friends won’t shut up about it. During press for Gone Girl, Affleck went on and on about it. I remember the media

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.

As someone who has designed and given gift baskets numerous times over the last 25 years, I can promise you Gift Basket Dude spent more than $30 on its contents. My only concession to the Newlywed beeyotches would have been to fill it with the little annoyances people tend to register for - colander, wine opener,