I had never heard of “The Chainsmokers” before. I’ll hate them enough for all of you next year.

I work seasonally and end up in a slump too. 😑 I hope you feel better. I totally get it though.

ME too. I was having a nice relaxing Christmas, I’m making soup and was about to pour a glass of wine. And then my brother started texting me about the bullshit my dad was pulling at his house and how he’s down with him forever. My brother and my dad both have severe anxiety and depression, and I have a serious need…

Recently I’ve given in to sleeping later and abandoning my usual rigerous daily routine. I’ve worked from home for so long and I’m neurotic, so a routine was essential. Now that I’m unemployed and depressed, I see no point to adhering to a routine. Merry Christmas wooo hooo! Good times.

If anything I’m madder. Mad at people who voted for Fuckface von Clownstick, mad at people who always do a fucking Cleetus Safari to find out why asholes are the way they are, mad at people trying to pander to them, mad at people who don’t care that our country is currently capsizing on a lake made out of Greek Fire.…

What I’m over: my family drama. I’m estranged from my mom and sister, but I still call my mom (the mom who used to tell people I’m related to her dog) on Christmas and send her presents. Well, she loves drama. So over the phone she said, “Your sister wants to speak to you”. I thought, she does?? The last time we spoke…

I’m a yoga and meditation fanatic. Trust me, there is nothing wrong with you. We are not cookie-cutters and wouldn’t the world be boring if we were. I do hope you find something wholesome to give you the peace you deserve, but it doesn’t have to be yoga. 🙂🌸

Merry Christmas, one and all! We went to see The Shape of Water last night, and it snowed! It’s still snowing! I choosing to count this as a sign (along with Moore losing) that we have not been totally abandoned and perhaps a miracle or so is waiting in 2018.

No! Continute to hate Christmas Creep! Fox News likes to talk about the War on Christmas, but we didn’t start the war! Christmas was not content with staying in December, so it annexed the Sudetenland of the week after Thanksgiving. But when they started playing Christmas music on the radio and putting up decorations…

*Slides over on park bench*

I’m with Aimée on this one.

Yeah, curse the fact that all those investors got duped because they couldn’t find someone who remembered enough of AP Biology to explain that most of their claims were impossible.

Fun fact: the writer of Bright is also an abusive piece of shit who’s so vindictive that he once wrote and released self-insert fanfiction mocking a YouTuber he felt wasn’t grateful enough when he did a shout-out on Twitter.

*Thinks about googling ‘Sexy Muppet Photo’ to verify that statement is factual... thinks better of it*
... ... ... *but then*

Yeah, flipping through Terry Richardson photos and Vice articles while wearing an AA bodysuit was the hipster equivalent of the Cool Girl. It’s always so frustrating that women are pressured to conform and participate in all this sexist bullshit to gain a modicum of value to the men around them.

I spent my teens in the same area as the founders (Ottawa/Montréal), and saw Vice grow from a street mag into what it is today. None of these problems is due to their rapid growth. (They’ve been at it for decades.)

I will never stop reveling in schadenfreude over the fact that the founding Vice jackholes have turned into the exact things they once pretended to be the opposite of — bloated businessmen one hooker and a dry martini away from a coronary. Their “don’t” became a “do” by virtue of their own entitled hypocrisy.…

the gentlest of reminders

Nice prelude to an impending Greg Howard exposé, no?

They attribute the endemic sexism to “a) our ignorance, b) the inability to see the impact of our rapid growth, and c) the internal dysfunction that ensued”