It’s disturbing that gdc used the promise of journalistic access like that.

All this year’s hate is just rushing back into me. Great list. Downtown is the worst (along with animals) and I’m glad radio stopped playing it.

Undertale’s popularity and Fandom are really similar to homestuck’s in its prime. Hell, they even share a lot of fans. The banding together and sjw accusations are nothing surprising, looking at that. Nothing new under the sun

That would be pretty fun!

the bear got a handjob. that’s winning

Goddammit, now I have to use that title.

Ugh, fuck Cymbeline. That play does make me feel better about myself, though, considering that even Shakespeare was shit at plotting on occasion

There should be a Jezebel romance novel writing club. It would get me off my ass and finally writing that gay detectives murder mystery which keeps bouncing around in my brain

Umihara’s so cool. I’m glad it ended up coming to multiple platforms (with extras)

We did get Project Mirai DX this year, at least. I get why that’s not considered a big deal, but it’s actually a very good game. The customization features nintendo has added (themes, badges) aren’t amazing, but I like them and it beats the vita’s options

Pretty sure this is the trolliest confession of all time and Bobby did it.

It already sounds like an atmosphere manipulated by creepy predators*, so I guess he fit in well.

Well my cock and mind think your loan application looks great, but I’m afraid my ass just can’t decide

This is definitely an unsettling description...

Agreed. Companies need to realize that if they don’t give a legal means to view/purchase something, we’re gonna find a way that doesn’t make them any money.

How easy is Nico to navigate for someone who only knows english? They accept Nintendo network id as a way to log in, weirdly enough, so I’ve considered making an account now that a lot of why I use Youtube has been bombed out.

That sucks for EU, but it isn’t the same as a community growing up around a type of video, only for that community to be destroyed due to a change in terms of service.

They generally focus on more portable news, but the Tiny Cartridge website is usually the best place to find out if some obscure (or non-obscure) wii u game is on sale on the eshop.

They generally focus on more portable news, but the Tiny Cartridge website is usually the best place to find out if…

14 Make jokes about having the biggest and hardest she’s ever gonna see

Maybe they’ll introduce an opposite-universe pro-bono twin