Fucking hell.  That's ridiculous.

…SOME writers are.

…SOME writers are.

Look.  Let me explain something to you in plain English, Mr. VelJohnson.  A recurring role for you in this puts us THAT much closer to a cameo appearance from Jaleel White.

Look.  Let me explain something to you in plain English, Mr. VelJohnson.  A recurring role for you in this puts us THAT much closer to a cameo appearance from Jaleel White.

George Orwell's "Two Girls, One Cup."

George Orwell's "Two Girls, One Cup."

Hah.  I saw it in theaters.  Fuck all y'all.

Hah.  I saw it in theaters.  Fuck all y'all.

That's what most people think when they watch these movies today, no matter where they live on Earth.  "Wow, look how different Phoenix looked back then."

That's what most people think when they watch these movies today, no matter where they live on Earth.  "Wow, look how different Phoenix looked back then."

I'm a blast from the past, baby!

I'm a blast from the past, baby!

The hunchback and the soldier.

The hunchback and the soldier.

Or Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt.

Or Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt.

Ugh.  I remember my boss emailing that to me once.  I tried not to take it as a metaphor for our working relationship.

Ugh.  I remember my boss emailing that to me once.  I tried not to take it as a metaphor for our working relationship.

Yeah, rush out to eat.  Zing!