Yeah, rush out to eat.  Zing!

What?  I can't hear you, the Oxy's made me deaf!  Could you type louder please?

What?  I can't hear you, the Oxy's made me deaf!  Could you type louder please?

It's actually been TEN years since I skipped watching THE SUM OF ALL FEARS because it looked like shit.  Time flies.

It's actually been TEN years since I skipped watching THE SUM OF ALL FEARS because it looked like shit.  Time flies.

Wouldn't it be weird if, as cast and crew from FIELD OF DREAMS all die, they start to show up at that real cornfield baseball diamond that I guess still exists in Iowa?  And they start filming the FIELD OF DREAMS reboot?  Except the studio tells them that now it's gotta be about Ultimate Frisbee, and Mr. Lancaster…

Wouldn't it be weird if, as cast and crew from FIELD OF DREAMS all die, they start to show up at that real cornfield baseball diamond that I guess still exists in Iowa?  And they start filming the FIELD OF DREAMS reboot?  Except the studio tells them that now it's gotta be about Ultimate Frisbee, and Mr. Lancaster…

Yeah, I still get angry about that bullshit.  Fuck YOU, Phil Alden Robinson.  Fuck you in the ear.

Yeah, I still get angry about that bullshit.  Fuck YOU, Phil Alden Robinson.  Fuck you in the ear.

That was a great movie.  Worth a rental.  Everyone should check it out.  Not saying the title, though.

That was a great movie.  Worth a rental.  Everyone should check it out.  Not saying the title, though.

Both PATRIOT GAMES and RED RABBIT took place before THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.

Both PATRIOT GAMES and RED RABBIT took place before THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.

Periods go INSIDE QUOTATION MARKS!

Periods go INSIDE QUOTATION MARKS!

I'll bet most of the those self-centered asshole characters from THE BIG CHILL are in the Tea Party at this point.

I'll bet most of the those self-centered asshole characters from THE BIG CHILL are in the Tea Party at this point.

[vomits]

[vomits]

That was actually really fucking good, and it broke ratings records too.