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He wasn't incompetent.  Matrix was JUST THAT GOOD.

He wasn't incompetent.  Matrix was JUST THAT GOOD.

Actually, that guy was Brian Thompson, who played the Night Slasher in the batshit Stallone movie COBRA, and the alien bounty hunter (or whatever he was) in THE X-FILES, among many other things.  Paxton was the one who pulled a switchblade and yelled "Fuck you, asshole!"

Actually, that guy was Brian Thompson, who played the Night Slasher in the batshit Stallone movie COBRA, and the alien bounty hunter (or whatever he was) in THE X-FILES, among many other things.  Paxton was the one who pulled a switchblade and yelled "Fuck you, asshole!"

JUDD NELSON IS 45…AND NOBODY.

JUDD NELSON IS 45…AND NOBODY.

Either Zed, or the one whose Police-power was an outstanding set of tits.

Either Zed, or the one whose Police-power was an outstanding set of tits.

Also D. B. Sweeney.  Those three guys are like a single Hindu god of second bananas to me.

Also D. B. Sweeney.  Those three guys are like a single Hindu god of second bananas to me.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus I highly recommend this book, which I'm surprised you did not write: http://www.amazon.com/Kobol…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus I highly recommend this book, which I'm surprised you did not write: http://www.amazon.com/Kobol…

[SLAP]

[SLAP]

Not true, there was that one time when he jerked off on his wife's leg while staring at her asshole.  He put that in a book.

Not true, there was that one time when he jerked off on his wife's leg while staring at her asshole.  He put that in a book.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus That would be the other guys from TOURGASM.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus That would be the other guys from TOURGASM.