You're talking about raped childhoods and then you said "having trouble figuring out how those letters [slang for penises? must consult urbandictionary.com] fit in."  It's funny because it's meta.

Did Joe Franklin just hold the camera, or did he actually jack off on your face?

Short Skirt Gert.

The only thing worse than that would be if they find room to include Tom Bombadil in these movies.

And yet, MAUS is what he won the Pulitzer for!  It's crazy, amirite?

"Yes, I WILL judge your name!"

Millions of Unusually Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere!  I used to have the poster showing every one of those goddamn things.  The hours wasted on those things—wasted!—gone forever.

"MUAD'DIB!  I CHOOSE YOU!"  [seizures are induced]

Or a working brain.

You guys just made me think of the Don Knotts/Tim Conway "comedy" "movie" THE PRIVATE EYES.  Dubs tee eff, dudes.

More to the point, what the fuck is Nicolas Cage doing attached to this?  Can't he just give the IRS a kidney, or that kid of his with the Kryptonian name?

His name is IronE Singleton.  With a name like that I'm not sure why he was never cast on OZ.

Well, that's what they say when people ask them why they seem so skittish, uncomfortable, and resentful around them.  "Allergic."  Some of them might actually be telling the truth.

I have to be honest - she doesn't have the voice down.  And all Sarah Palin is, is a voice.  (Well, that and a moderately attractive-for-her-age face and body.)

For a lot of people, watching LOST IN SPACE isn't something they can just "forget."  They can't just "walk away from it."  They have to live with that shit, every day.

I get that, but a bold and controversial movie that takes a stance might actually accomplish just that.  And be a better movie.

The worst part about GAME CHANGE is the three-minute opening credit sequence with Woody Harrelson dancing naked through a hotel to the tune of "Soul Bossa Nova."

Did anyone even bother with that other Capote movie from a few months later with Sandra Bullock?

She remembers it completely.  Don't cover for her.

"hard on."  hee hee.