That's only half-true.  People hate that these other women get to lead those lives.  Most women who snicker at how shallow and appalling these women are would trade places with them in a second, and some would agree to the death of a loved one to facilitate that.  Anything to get those clothes and that house and to be…

How could he possibly be a dick?  He's a partner at Image Comics, for goshsake.  I mean that says it all right there.

Boobs and dicks, huh?  Next time stop drawing and pay attention during biology.  Those things are usually not on the same character.  Well, sometimes.

"AH CAN'T READ!!!  Are you HAPPY now, Mistuh Man?!?"  [sobs]

uh, his gay sitcom sucked.  He probably gets the blame there, he was the star.

Just stop.  The best sports comedy of all time is WE ARE MARSHALL.

I think they should do the exact opposite.  Play it out as if they're going to do that, gather a quirky new crew of cadets from Ghostbuster University or whatever the fuck, suit them up, send them out on a call…and promptly drop a fucking piano on them, about forty minutes into the movie.  It would be great, shocking,…

Excuse me?  EXCUSE ME?  Has everyone forgotten his brilliant wordsmithery on NOTHING BUT TROUBLE?

Give him a few months, he can play the villain.  No FX required.

Excuse me.  EXCUSE ME.  Have we all forgotten his immortal portrayal of Chocolate Chip Charlie in THE STUFF?

RocketRaccoon, we have a moral right to do so.  Ruining a piece of art with shoddy prequels that will detract from the original is a lousy thing to do, regardless of the legality of the action.

ATLAS SHRUGGED could only be improved by random superimpositions of buffalo stampede stock footage.  At this point, we've got to try something, damn it.

Cheap clothing means she won't get too upset when Francisco/Henry/John get all rapey-feely with her and rip it off.

SHRUG WITH A VENGEANCE.

A Royal Navy armada, you say?  So, you mean they'll send both ships?

Isn't that redundant?

Augustus Caesar, Kublai Khan, Mickey Rooney and Ana Marie Cox.  Some of history's greatest monsters.

Wear an extra-thick wetsuit.  It gets pretty cold at the bottom of the Arabian Sea.

Back, Browncoat, back!  I say thee, back!!!

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