Then he'd better be careful, or Philip Baker Hall will break into his house and blow a hole in his chest.

And the weird part is, Hitler didn't believe in evolution.  Not if Mein Kampf is anything to go by.

Best Andrew Jackson story: He was the first President whom someone tried to assassinate.  Poor crazy dope pulls two pistols on Jackson.  Both of them misfire, and Jackson - who was 67 years old - started whipping the would-be assassin with his cane so badly that he had to be pulled off the guy.

Wow, an alternate history novel focused on judicial history.  I mean if Taft vanishes then someone else becomes Chief Justice in 1921, and hoo-boy!  Fasten your fuckin' seatbelts, Mr. and Mrs. America!

Axl stole his whole act from Johnny Squares.  RIP Johnny.  Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

That's kind of misleading, that's only domestic.  YES MAN made over $200 million worldwide.  For some goddamn reason.

In that case, Jim Carrey should have raped Sean O'Neal's sister with Halley's Fifth Concerto.  A is A, motherfucker.

Nope.  EVAN ALMIGHTY is the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE of this franchise, but with 40 percent less BDSM subtext and 100 percent less Clu Gulager.

I hope your head falls off for that joke.

Or any money.

I think the black devil should be played by Tyler Perry, as Madea.

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If only we'd known at the time how eerily prescient THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN would prove to be.  #isurvivedthecomet   #1994neverforget

The Golden Bell diner on Route 9 still has the Cadillacs and Dinosaurs arcade game right in their little entrance vestibule.  Man, WHEN are those guys gonna wake up and smell the 21st century???

Tired of wasting hours taking the Lord's name in vain?  There's GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

DAMN IT!  I was going to go there but I figured it was too obscure.  Cost myself 5 Likes.  I'm so mad I could cry.

It might have improved a bit if Bateman and Reynolds had swapped bodies in that movie, instead.

Shot in deep focus, no less.

I wouldn't say that, uselessbeauty.  There's a lot of money to be made turning tricks for tax exiles on the Riviera.

Still Brett Ratner?