A Millard Fillmore cartoon for the Fox Business Channel might be kinda funny.

Miss Buxley's lawsuit against KBR/Halliburton for her sexual assault in the Green Zone is still pending.

The problem is that Garfield talks.

And legend has it that the reason Music was replaced as the voice of Venkman (by Dave fucking Coulier, blah) was because Murray made an off-hand comment to the producers: "Hey, how come everyone else's voice sounds like the real thing but I sound like Garfield?"

Save the Last Round for Yourself, Charlie Brown

Didn't this comic strip just up and start over again?  Sort of like THE DARK TOWER?

His love of eating is the only reason she sticks around.  [rimshot]  [not that kind]

I remember Marvel also pimping their upcoming CAPTAIN AMERICA movie as well.  Then it got crapped out into direct-to-video oblivion and, like Yezhov, was airbrushed out of Marvel history.  That movie never happened, stop bringing it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

CBS did produce the awesome Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.  So they weren't all that bad.

I watched it and I don't remember a single scene from it.  I really wish I did, what an interesting premise.  But nope.  Gone from my brain within minutes of the credits rolling.

What makes it even sadder is that, just before filming his goodbye scene with his good friend Heston, Robinson told him that he had advanced stage cancer and would be dead within a month. 

HUGO flopped because it was a thoughtful, intelligent, wonderfully imaginative film, and most Americans are fucking morons who would rather watch Adam fucking Sandler in a dress.

That's even sadder considering they used a cop-out stupid plot to bring Data back once NEMESIS' huge box office take demanded a fifth TNG movie: Data's retard brother.  I kinda wanted to see that happen just so they could blow past the ethical constraints of murdering a mentally challenged individual just so Data and…

And THAT's why you'll never go to Sto'Vo'Kor, cur.

"Your name is Carmine.  I want to hear you say it.  Now, what's your name?"
[crack]  "The Big Ragu!"
"What's your name?"
[crack]  "The BIG RAGU!"
[crack]
[crack]
[crack]  "…Carmine…Carmine Ragusa…"

INSURRECTION was dull but essentially just a big-budget episode, and I look back on it now with more kindly thoughts, seeing as it was the last time the Next Gen cast got together and told a not-raping-my-eye-sockets story.

That's one of the reasons I hated it.  Just made me think how much better KHAN was.  That's like saying the awful gender-switch remake of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE with Marlo Thomas wasn't so bad, either.

Is he flustered at Beethoven's latest shenanigans or that he has yet to succumb to Death's sweet embrace and thus find release from the living hell of another goddamned BEETHOVEN direct-to-airline sequel?

Too bad Dan Lauria decided that, if he was gonna make a superhero movie, it was THE SPIRIT or nothing.