Spark, because it isn’t an ancient piece of shit designed for developing nations that miserably fails the small overlap crash test.  Horrible miserable vehicle the Mirage is.

I’m with you.

Okay well a 2004 4Runner is significantly newer than the first model you were looking at.  They are essentially bulletproof.

VW vs Porsche ownership.

You can buy a lot of great vehicles for $9,000, this isn’t great even at a 1/4 of the price.

“I had no issues with them paying out during my 335i ownership.”

I don’t know, a 1,017 year old vehicle will need just about everything replaced at this point.  

Sadly, this will never happen.  Same goes for Trump being arrested after he leaves office, also never going to happen.  He’s essentially untouchable which is completely and totally fucked.  

“Hopefully the deals will start churning, or they bring back the lifetime warranty.”

Everyone else starts in the low 30's and this starts in the high 30's because of the Jeep name? Doesn’t matter, people will still buy it because “Jeep”. Can’t wait for that legendary FCA reliability.

“and get a new XT5 as a replacement”

Gaudy as hell, zero details in the listing, painting your shitty GM interior blue does not count as “custom”.  You could do this yourself for much, much cheaper.

If you do this you deserve a reward.

“Even obama didn’t drive merchandise like Trump.”

“Having been found guilty of committing acts meant to create panic and disorder, I hereby sentence you to a Presidential Medal of Freedom...

They’ll sell dozens, DOZENS!

Mitsubishis are trash purchased by people who don’t know better and can’t afford better. Their dealerships are like BHPH lots with predatory sales tactics pushing people into Mirages that they can’t even afford. They have some of the lowest quality and least competitive models on the market with the worst resale value…

“I’d argue to say that an equally appointed Pilot, Rav4 or Highlander isn’t $10-20k better than one of these.”

Except the Tundra was good when it came out.  This wasn’t.

“In short, fuck Daimler-Benz. It’s all their fault.”