What's the bet Robert Pattinson screws someone from behind in this? In every Cronenberg movie I can think of, someone gets screwed from behind. Must be his "thing".

That was abhorrent.

Plankcore

Hercules would surely just bust his way out of there, no problem.

You had me at bees
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Some awe. Just some.

Charlie Kelly - best abortion surviver ever.

If this has the two of them playing Missile Command I'm in.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer

…and more pungent

Mr. Ed: I AM THE ONE WHO CLOPS

Bossa Nova!
Bossa Nova?
Chevy Nova?

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? Don't you? Don't you? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU? Starfuckers.
fin.

Challenger joke

Dammit, for a second there I thought it said Ashton Kutcher to be shot in the face…

F**k you, Michael Bay.

I just wish I was there to see Shining. The Norwegian Shining, not the Swedish Shining.

Bug was one of the worst goddamn movies I've ever seen. Also, Harry Connick, Jr.

Precisely the opposite - cops as kids.

Saw this last night (I blame a woman for this) and it wasn't horrible. Pretty much agree with the summation of it above, and I actually got a few laughs out of it. Who cares though, Community is back!