With an endowment of 3 billion?

No amount of money is going to put destroyed lives back together but hopefully there is enough to pay for the extended therapy these women will need for the foreseeable future.

Sounds about right.

You’re a monster but I’m laughing.Take your star.

Listen, if Trout doesn’t want to dump his loving wife and date a Kardashian, that’s hardly Rob Manfred’s fault. It’s not complicated.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

or that he “fears retaliation”

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Torch, this weekend use of mushrooms has got to stop.

Heh. My favorite scene in the whole movie is when they’re loading that racecar for the trip with rack after rack of beer. Mel Tillis asks Bradshaw if he remembered the food, and Bradshaw holds up a bag of chips.

Adrienne Barbeau was three of the best things about this movie.

Lost in the comments this morning was my sad observation about this film in the opening credits. Of all the headling actors: Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Dom DeLuise, Sammy Davis, Jr., Dean Martin, Jack Elam, only Burt is still with us, and he’s hanging on by a thread. You have to wait until the title…

Nah, they’d lose on the first Sunday.

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

Sounds like Papa is now in deep dish.

+ Uno

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Remember when The Onion was funny?

I do!   I remember when it was funny, as well.

Remember when The Onion came in print?