To me, it looks like a Caterham and a Miata decided to go at it without any filters, and this was the result.

David Tracy: “This won’t leave me by the side of the road.”

It’s two giant nostrils.

It’s all functional, bro.

Did I hear 2.0 turbo V6?

All hail the TE37!

Skirted rear wheels.

That exposed wiring is really getting to me. Maybe below $6k as a starting price, since this one would be a lot more finicky than other E30s with that turbo setup, but as it stands...

Even if there was a rear window, that big ass wing would cut any visibility down to about 10%, which is plenty if you’re a BMW driver. 

And it’s got a Roadkill plate frame! That’s worth at least like $50 on its own.

I’m sorry, but pop-up headlamps, a hatchback, a manual, and all for only $5k?

“If you don’t mind, I just conditioned the leather back there.”

No lowballers. They know what they got.

As if the 240 wasn’t hipster enough already...

“So how much did you spend on that 3?”

So the same device I use to order Jimmy John’s, I can also order a car with it?

...and also resembles Tom Cruise’s face.

Excuse me, when haven’t they been cool?

At least they aren’t trying to change the grille again.

Especially with those manual pop-up headlights. Ah, the 70s.