OH MY GOD. As a cancer survivor and a scientist, that 'toxins' thing drives me CRAZY. Sure, some types of cancer have a known cause, like lung cancer. HOWEVER, most cancers are from genetic mutations that just happen, regardless of what your body is exposed to. Drinking the juice of some exotic fruit found deep in…

BAM! You knocked that one right out of the park!

I worked in the office part of the x-ray department, and one time someone shoved a barbie doll completely up their butt, with the hands up. The technician showed me and said 'is Barbie waving at us????'

I worked in one too - the BEST part is reading the doctor's interpretation when they want to say sex toy sooooo bad but can't - 'an eight inch by 4 inch oblique object is present in the patient's rectum'

Oh Buffalo, I love you but you're bringing me down. Buffalo is definitely one of the most racially divided cities in the country, and the suburb that borders the almost completely African American section of the city is where this took place. If you see a car pulled over after dark, 9 times out of 10 it will be not…

As a gay man, that term has never been part of my vocabulary in the first place. I never really heard it used until Christian from 'Project Runway' said it over and over again, and I was surprised - I really didn't even know what it meant to be honest, because I wasn't really familiar what transvestite vs.…

Oh no! I think they have 'my boyfriend looks like my brother' disease! Someone get a stylist now!

I still get confused when I try to switch to the camera on the front from the back camera, so you are a step ahead of me.

Go ahead and try to explain that to her. I DARE YOU!

I used to work in the x-ray department of a hospital as a secretary, and the paperwork is really not that extensive for an abnormal exam. It can be a hassle to get a hold of the patient sometimes, but that's about it. All you have to do is get a pathology report if the abnormality is cultured. There is a TON of…

"cured him" with a gluten free diet, even.

Actually, he has.

I am pretty sure she is standing with her legs apart - you can tell by the way her left leg is turned out.