I like it. It looks like she’s starring in a Bob Fosse production about an Empress who crushes all those in her path.

She can also kill you with lasers that shoot out of her eyes.

Maybe I’ve missed it, but where was this idiot when Maria Sharapova and Danica Patrick and Rhonda Rousey and countless others were spread out damn-near naked in photo shoots? Why is it when other accomplished female athletes show their sexiness, it’s called “empowering”? Could it be. . . . . . . .nah, couldn’t be…

Columnist deeply concerned that a black woman gives him an erection.