The most ridiculous Aero in motorsports.

this dilemna causes me undue empathy stress. i’m going to pretend i never read this.

My biggest question is: “What the hell is a 67 year old lady doing with a Subaru STi?!”

If you do a 360, you're making a full circle and going back to it...you must mean a 180 right?

The Stovepipe Sponge says thank you and that it will be filing a suit against Toyota for violation of its personality rights.

It does have a fishy face.

If an FR-S and some sort of fish Pokemon had a baby....

I like how the front end looks very angry, all “GRR GET OUT OF MY WAY” and the back end looks, “OMG, wuut? did just pass you?! no way!”

“I’m a real race car! Stop saying I’m not!”

So 80s they parked it on the tortoiseshell carpet from your weird uncle’s house.

It’s the hero the planet deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our hero. It’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Catalytic Converter.

Some say he ate Clarkson's steak.

Some say he is the reason there is no October 32nd, and that if you pronounce Halloween backwards, you will hear his mating call.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

My thoughts exactly. Then my wife read my thoughts and smacked the back of my head.

First they came for the StanceNation, and I did not speak up because I was not a douchebro. Then they came for the sportscars, and I did not speak up because I got kids and a mortgage and who can afford that. Then they came for the fun cars, and there were no enthusiasts left to speak up for me. Bunch of soccer moms…