I’m way more excited about Pedro Pascal being in this movie then anything to do about Matt Damon or the plot.

I guess one way would be to move the lines to the wings/sections of the airport. If you’re gate is in the East Wing, you get to go through the East Wing line, if you’re in the South Wing, you go through the South line. This would break everything into smaller chunks, though you would also need a lot more personnel to…

and..... patented! Thanks for the idea sucker!

Well after carefully examining the video, I can say with great possible certainty, it is Oct 7th, because maybe it is Oct 7th.

Eh... Wednesday doesn’t work for me, lets move it to Thursday just after lunch. I’d hate to die hungry.

I’m going to miss those lopsided “O”s.... :(

What I took from this was that women design buildings to look like their parts, and men build stuff to look like their parts......

Something I was reminded of on the /r/xkcd thread:

Just add “. . . for science” at the end and it is a legit reason to smash the apple watch.

Well clearly you’re wrong! Cause this guy said you returned it... so uh... ha! LIAR!

Just reread what I wrote, and realized I had been to quick and not paid much attention to how I phrased everything.

this explains all the times of me reading their posts(cause I dont own none of that high-faluttin apple products) and wondering why they kept calling all their stuff “new” and “innovative”. I had a lot of these things just on andriod......

Unless you explain it like this, no one will get it:

His personality reminds me a bit of Matt Smith’s Doctor... very fun, exciting and childlike amazement when things work out

This title gives me a headache.... what is it saying?!

Maybe this is the Charlie they're calling for.....

You want me to take a selfie to turn off an alarm? Sure why not? Who doesn’t want a healthy dose of narcissism in the morning?

It’s not tech words but I hate it when people call themselves photographers and/or designers when all they do is take a photo of their food and put a filter on it... sure technically you’re a photographer for taking a picture... but no one is going to pay you for it

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You may have a point... and I hadn’t thought of it like that... THANKS!