I am old. Therefore I have been seeing this bitch put on this same show for a really long time. I would have thought she’d be over it by now.

I know. That line made me gleeful.

I bet the overlap between Grimes fans and Dark Souls fans is greater than you think. I’m in.

“In the course of the conversation, Champ emotionally told Ryan that she desperately hoped someone would adopt her baby.”

Good idea, but if the idea in question involves giving a watermelon to a black person, you really shouldn’t need a second opinion.

Who puts mayo on a bacon egg and cheese? If you are standing in near zero temps with 2 million people packed into a few city blocks, one of whom is Ryan Seacrest, this is exactly the sandwich you deserve.

I have never fast forwarded past I Wanna Dance with Somebody and I never will.

The benefit to an FSA is that the total amount of money you will put in it is available on January 1st and you make weekly payments to cover it throughout the year. This makes it a great option for people with credit or cash flow issues who know they will need money for health care early in the year.

As a Texan who lived in Cincinnati for 10 years, I was horrified when i tasted the thing they call Cincinnati chili. It is not chili. It is a strangely flavored meat sauce.

Apparently they don’t all avoid it since I answered “A” to question #1. I will be awaiting contact from someone from the study to determine whether or not I will participate.

First let me say, you look so good in that bra. Also whyyyyyy did I miss this sale!!

“It’s ok to be white” is another “All lives matter”. Taken at face value, both statements are true and seemingly innocuous and allows the proclaimer the opportunity to deny the racist subtext of both statements when needed.

Obviously the Russians hacked his account to sow the seeds of discord among us. AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY STAY THERE!

100% racist. Also unspeakably disrespectful to those men to use a ceremony honoring their service to take a cheap jab at a member of Congress. And I don’t want to be dismissive of either of those things when I say MY GOD IS HE PETTY. Petty like my aunt who who carries a grudge 20 years after coming in second at the…

While technically true, ”lost his virginity” implies that he had sex, consensually. It doesnt sit right when used in the context of what is most definitely a sexual assault.

How does one get to a place in life where you think the best course of action is to become a Nazi, call yourself Dionysos, and dress up like a goat? A GOAT. Like why not try the Rotary Club?

I will speak for my fellow white people and say you are correct on this matter. Much like deep frying, butter, cream, and or milk make most things better. Sometimes, when I want to make it some top level shit, I use buttermilk too.

The law decided long ago that if you sell a product, it is not a pyramid scheme. Which is why Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and countless other “multi level marketing” businesses are allowed to operate. It doesn’t make it right, or not shady, but that’s how it is. And why anyone would get into a business where they…

I think this hat should be a community project. We all pitch in and get a week with the hat,in rotation, for perpetuity. Becaise I realize that not all of us will live forever, I believe our heirs should inherit this privilege. Because you know they will be talking about Bey forever.

Cole slaw though?