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It's kind of the same as when PoC criticize white people: if you are a white person hearing that and you don't do the things the criticism is about, then you're not being criticized, so our job is to kick down and not get mad (after first honestly self-examining to figure out whether we actually have been doing the

"Males don't typically do stuff like this because deep down inside, the females we are trying to impress want nothing more than to tear our hearts out, capture our excruciating pain in their memory banks, then share it with their friends while we watch in horror."

I realize that I'm a stranger in a strange land, being in Broville, here, but these stories aren't cringeworthy to me. In fact, I think most of these (excepting the SAWED-IN-HALF TENNIS BALL, WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK) are sweet. I do understand the utter mortification these guys experienced; don't think we women

Men have often been accused of being unromantic, and the reason most of us are this way is because, 90 percent of the time, any kind of grand romantic gesture on our part ends with the woman being utterly terrified.

Unfortunately, Liz had to go teach Psych Stats and my training is all clinical, so I couldn't label a graph if I tried. But if you'd like, you can yell at me some more because it helps! #gradschool4lyfe

Assuming an average penis length of 5.5 inches (the first number I found (I'm not going to try that hard)) that is .87 miles of penis. She would need 1500 more men for a mile of dong.

People who snidely correct your use of the English language, doubly so when they're actually wrong. Anyone who mocks your childhood crushes.

Originally when I heard the criticism of the video I was like "I get it but at the same time, don't minimize the lived experience of the girl in the video though'. But after seeing this I really respect what these women have put together. It's hard out here for all of us. As a woman of size I get some weird, fucked up

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

You know, for nobody caring, there is an AWFUL lot of talking about it. Small penises are the butt of every joke. Is it surprising that men would develop a complex about it? It's no different than being mercilessly teased because of your small breasts or because you're the chubbiest of your friends—except people don't

A lot of the "Nice Guys" end up becoming feminists. In fact plenty of the "Nice Guys" I know are feminists, they're just complete introverts so they don't say it much. Most of them claim to be nice guys because they've been told they're ugly, fat, awkward, geeky, etc.

Pretty much any guy whose not traditionally

I constantly find Toyota hub caps on the side of the road by my house, maybe they belong to you?

All vaginas in the NYC metro area will also be retired, serving as a reminder of those holes he filled.

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,

I honestly have no idea who this trailer is for. People who know the musical are wondering where the songs are and people who don't know it are wondering what the heck this movie is, which the teaser fails at getting across.

Or maybe she cares about her health and works out all the time instead of crash dieting and working out like a maniac like so many women do just to look good for one day.

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I'm here to tell you that the "Tender Scandal Piano Song", aka the song that plays whenever Fitz and Olivia are having a "Phone Moment" or a "Sacrifice Moment" is a real song called "The Light" by The Album Leaf. I downloaded it after binge-watching season 3 and having stress dreams about Cyrus Bean yelling at me to

Mine was about 2 years ago. I'd just got out of a marriage and was looking for some nice "dipping the toe in the water" dating - something I'd never done before. Yes at the grand old age of 29 I was headed out on my first dates thanks to the magic of online dating.