Stuff like this is why I laugh when people suggest Capote wrote To Kill a Mockingbird. I don’t doubt he loved Harper Lee to pieces but he would NEVER let someone else take credit for his work. He couldn’t even handle other people covering similar material. Even though he knew it would never challenge the masterpiece…

I found In Cold Blood horribly, dreadfully, painfully compelling, and now kind of want to read this manuscript for the same reason.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

Or is he a-lyin’?

I kind of don’t want him to get fired. He’s spineless and terrible at his job and he makes this administration look awful in all of the ways that it actually is.

It is entirely possible that he could be replaced with some charismatic and amicable lowlife that the press will just bend over backwards for, even though…

Slightly disappointed only because I thought the headline meant he was fired.

He’ll never get fired, he’ll just commit ritual suicide in the middle of a press briefing.

Yes. Now I am disappoint.

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Same here. This was almost an amazing start to the weekend :(.

Same, don’t tease us!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

He thought he was done dealing with brilliant old ladies in pantsuits after the election. Whoops.

There’s a moment just when she is finished speaking, just before she turns in his direction, where for just a nanosecond you can see her eyes narrow and you know he’s having trouble sitting because of the low-heeled sensible shoe she wedged in his ass when the press wasn’t there.

I hope he chokes on a chicken bone.

He’s got a similar expression to when he first met with Obama after Election Day - the look of a man who just sat through a talk with someone where he didn’t understand 2/3rd of the words they used or any of the concepts explored. He’s putting on his tight-lipped no-teeth “smile” to get him through until he can flip…

that’s the impression I get, too!!!! I get the impression from his body language and all that she tore him a new one and he’s seething about it because how could a WOMAN talk to him like that.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

At least W’s action was innocent an friendly in it’s way...inappropriate but basically well intentioned. Trump’s just an arrogant ass.

I can’t be the only one missing Bush a little.