Melania does not improve with age. Despite being in the public eye for 20+ years, she still has the animation and warmth of a block of wood. She has done nothing to dissuade me from the idea that she is either a robot, a zombie, or a blow- up doll.

Months. It’s going to be months before we know if he’ll even leave the White House kicking and screaming.

The equivocating headlines on this were shameful. Four years on and the media still does not know how to cover the tyrant. The press spent chasing undercover CCTV videos of Pelosi wearing a mask on her neck. Meanwhile, maskless Trump incited hundreds of thousands of people to commit voter fraud. Trump commits crimes…

I think he will die in his sleep under somewhat suspicious circumstances, but no one will look into it too much.

I mean I want to burn every Trump flag I see, but I keep my hands to myself. Party of law and order my ass. 

I think anti-vaxxers are scum, but am I going to take a vaccine created by the Trump administration 3 months before an election? NOPE.  

Whenever the FDA approves a vaccine Trump, Pence and their families, Birx, etc. should be first in line to get it live on TV to gain public trust. But you know that will never happen. It will be declared “safe and effective” - for everyone else.

Harron, I wish I could share your optimism over a vaccine. I do not trust this administration to tell the truth any more than I’d trust them to tell me that Christmas is in December. Plus one third of Americans refuse to get the vaccine if there is one so we will always have COVID-19 unless there’s an enforced…

Why hasn’t he pulled himself up by his bootstraps? Can you imagine what would happen on his little reality show if someone said “I demand a do-over!” when they got fired?

I don’t disagree, Biden wasn’t my first choice either. Still, at the very least, he usually knows when to shut the hell up, which I think gives him a pretty easy edge over Trump in any debate.

I get the sentiment, but no. Trump will just immediately throw out some “Biden is dodging the debates because he’s afraid of taking a drug test” bullshit that his base will love.

See also: nearly EVERY mass shooter in the past, what, 10? 15? 20 years? Someone else already mentioned serial killers. We white folks can be pretty goddamn threatening.

anyone else feeling realllllllly fuckin tired of the people who could have spoken up prior to him being elected but thought.... “nah, I’ll wait til I can make money off of my country turning into a dumpster fire and hundreds of thousands of people are dead”

Your daily does of insane:

Who cares? Not Trump. Barely cared about his brother’s demise beyond producing a made for TV presidential moment for himself by having his brother’s funeral at the White House. He only cares about putting on a show.

How has there never been one guy, literally one person, just one single human being, that has been there while he’s making these speeches that just stands up and yells, “Wtf are you talking about?”

A perfect word that I’ve found to describe what the orange one does is “Bloviate”. 

“They were saying the other night, the shark. They were saying, ‘Sharks, we have to protect them.’ I said, ‘Wait a minute, wait,’” said Trump. “They actually want to remove all the seals in order to save the shark. I said, ‘Wait, don’t you have it the other way around?’ It’s true, I’m not a big fan of sharks…

I mean.... that’s pretty much the only response.

Did you see his reaction? “I just got banned for posting a picture.” No, you mendacious turd, you got banned for violating a safety rule. Stop trying to act all righteous over your precious free speech rights.