I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess Jezebel isn’t widely read by a lot of federal LE personnel (if I’m mistaken, please correct me). But I hope that any who might be reading this take the time to think about how Trump is using you as props in his desperate bid to get re-elected. He gives no fucks about “law & order”,…

Look I’m going to be 25 next month I’ve already survived Covid with no complications and I have my whole life ahead of me but with all that in mind I still never thought I’d live to see the day when a fucking CHENEY is the Republican party’s voice of reason. God this country’s fucked...

That’s the standard Republican line: Democrats are simultaneously completely incompetent and also capable of pulling off the most massive conspiracies imaginable.

I’ll take 4 years of Biden every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Who in their right mind thinks more Trump is the same thing?

Since it was reported on last, I went and found the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. It’s not hard to find. It probably comes in different forms and slightly different versions, but from what I can find the “last five questions” that he boasts about completing are... an orientation exam. It’s six questions, worth one…

What we need is Biden to keep pushing his buttons in debates. I really hope that his many lies and bullshit just keeps getting hammered...

I keep hoping he’ll get agitated enough by some reporter’s question that he has a full face-melting, pants-shitting stroke on camera.

I think that is the kind of pushback that is the worst for Trump as it isn’t even someone asking Trump to justify his position, instead it is someone basically laughing off the whole claim to his face.

Or just a heart attack. 

Yeah, this is one of those cases, like the Finns, where it gets a little complicated.

These kinda folks?

Big Donnie is absolutely incapable of turning down some good old fireside chat TV interview time.  

By the way, on the question about the shootings, I read an article about it recently as there have been more shootings in New York this year which are also going unsolved. It was genuinely absurd to read how the NYPD both argued it was just due to a gang war and not because they were pulling a slow-down, but it was…

Dear Lord that scoffing correction from Chris Wallace that Biden does not want to defund the police. Also this was kind of a brilliant ad from Fox News for the interview as what the hell will happen when Trump sees that the charter does not say anything about abolishing the police. Also have to give credit to Wallace…

Of course none of this is sticking to Biden because after 40 years in public service, everyone knows who and what he is, whether or not you like it. And for most of the country, it seems, his unthreatening blandness is very attractive after four years of Trump.

Also, to think that Carter was considered a failure.

Not exactly sure what a stootz is, but it feels appropriate and I’m using it.

The NFL Today with Irv Cross, Phyllis George and Brent Musberger is an iconic sports television show whose influence is still felt and seen today. 

Ha, I never knew that!

I had not realized until I just read this that Happy Days started out a lot more restrained than what it became: