Maybe, but the idea that we’re just going to heave this one on the big outrage pile and make sure we don’t upset him or his Trumpies makes me sick.

IMO it’s fucking unbelievable that Lard Belly is just going to fly off to do his act like nothing happened. Right now it appears that the entire goal of our government is to pacify this guy when he’s all worked up and fussy. If he’s actually does this “redemption tour” it’s an admission that he’s just impossible to…

Mike Pence is the world’s biggest coward right now, as he has the power to at least try to put an end to Lard Gut’s deranged tantrum, but instead he’s (surprise) laying low and doing nothing. He refuses to pull the plug on a president who incited a violent mob to storm the Capitol and kill people, a fact that just…

Secret truth: Trumpies don’t even like Parler. There are no “libs” to own or troll there, which is the whole point of being a Trumpie. They get real bored real fast.

She was a devout Trumpie weirdo. She had it coming.

It might not seem that way right now but there’s going to be an upside in the aftermath of this debacle. That upside is that as of yesterday Waddles, along with his entire family and every single one of his sub-cretinous goons, are finished as “serious forces” in American politics and even popular culture. Lard Belly…

Time to really start reminding Trumpies that they actually don’t have the ability to simply will their wants, desires and whims into being just by saying so. They all follow Waddles’ lead that way, always making things up out of thin air and pretending they’re real.

It sure would be refreshing to see Waddles finally get a comeuppance for something, wouldn’t it? I mean yeah, seeing him lose the election was fantastic and all, but just once I’d really like to see the flabby orange pig pay for one of his numerous crimes. Even if he wasn’t really penalized, it’d just be so awesome to…

I agree. Waddles literally spent a lifetime establishing his make-believe “billionaire” persona via the tabloids, pro wrestling, MLM schemes and his idiotic television show. He is an expert con man who’s devoted his entire life to fleecing America’s dimmest and dumbest. No one, especially not some two-bit politician,…

He neither knows nor cares. He insists on doing everything the Waddles way...all half-assed and based on his whims or personal needs of the moment. No one else even enters into his thoughts, literally everything is 100% about himself and nothing else.

Oh that’s going to be a GREAT day. I normally believe it’s in extremely bad taste to celebrate someone’s death but when Waddles finally collapses on the toilet I’m going to be positively beaming. I want to be there when the horse-drawn carriage clip-clops by just so I can let one rip in his honor. Every morning I wake…

That’s going to be a fun, fun day.

Once again Waddles proves that he doesn’t know or even care about how things actually work, only that the spotlight is squarely on himself. He hijacked the stimulus bill and turned it into another daffy Waddles stunt and now, predictably, it’s all fucked up.

It looks like he’s auditioning for the part of the letter “S”.

Chinless Donnie Junior...the Billy Carter of the new millennium.

The thing about Waddles and his “ideas” is that they never, ever amount to anything. He “suggested” it, he was shot down, he dropped it and went right back to his fantastical fantasies about how he was “cheated”. As always it amounted to absolutely nothing.

Also don’t discount the fact that Waddles is an ignorant slob who thinks “conserving resources” is for liberal wusses and tree-hugging pussies.

Let’s face it: the reason Waddles’ showers and toilets suck so much is because the folks who installed them hate his guts.

So why doesn’t Waddles purchase some property somewhere in Trumpland and build himself a nice gaudy mansion so he can be closer to his beloved “proud boys” and coal-rolling sign-waving goobers? Oh yeah...right.

“Alternate slate”...LOL! So to appease Waddles and soothe his hurt feelings a bunch of treasonous scumbags are holding a make-believe election, just for Waddles. I don’t understand why Lard Belly doesn’t just cut to the chase and ask them all for blow jobs, as they’d eagerly line up for the opportunity.