So “Sleepy Joe” is a senile dotard who also has a diabolical plan to overthrow every single American institution. Those two things don’t go together. Waddles just thoroughly humiliates the entire nation every time he starts flapping his gassy gums. I don’t care who Biden “really” is or what he’s done in the past, as…

No one can take away what he once was, but let’s face it, right now he’s a mentally unstable attention-starved weirdo. Time to start ignoring his buffoonish antics, right now he’s about as credible as someone like Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent.

Fortunately for her his chin getting in the way is never an issue for Dingus Jr. It’s so funny how he started growing the beard just as his lack of a chin began to become an online meme.

It’s interesting how we’ve arrived at a moment in American history where it’s considered noble and laudable to be a moron. Visiting tourist traps seems to be embedded in our DNA, people just can’t stop doing it no matter what.

It was an entirely different show at first, way more “realistic” and grounded in, well, reality. Then Fonzie developed superpowers and most of the stories centered around Richie either utilizing or helping Fonzie temper those powers.

According to Waddles himself, the guy he’s dubbed as “Sleepy Joe” is also plotting the complete overthrow of America as we know it. So is he still “sleepy” or is he wildly ambitious? Because it can’t be both.

It was great, Waddles instantly became all defensive, indignant and angry, like he just couldn’t believe anyone would dare to question him. What we relly need is someone who’ll keep pushing his buttons like that until he blows a gasket and has a stootz tantrum that the whole world witnesses.

Waddles was uncontrollably jabbering about dishwashers and light bulbs again, he’s so far gone he barely appears to know where he is or why he’s there. Also note how he’s just suddenly stopped dyeing his stupid hair. Either a) he has a medical problem and can’t, b) he wants to look more like Biden or c) he’s given up.

CarterMania was a whole huge deal for a while. There was even a sitcom (NBC I think) called “Carter Country” which centered around a rube police department somewhere in Bumblefuck, GA. Peanuts, Billy Beer, big toothy grins, southern accents, it was a whole craze in 1977.

The fat gassy lunatic and his obnoxious Trumpies are nothing more than anchors holding the rest of American society down. Not only are they actively fighting progress, they’re trying to undo progress that’s already been made. It’ll take decades to clean the stain he’s left on this country.

Ah, the good old days, when the NFL pregame show was a mere 30 minutes long and treated the pivotal week 6 clash between the Broncos and Bills as a football game and not a watershed moment in American culture.

I remember thinking that this was easily the lowest moment in modern presidential history. How wrong I was. The guy is just physically incapable of not behaving like a giant stootz.

I have a very good friend who’s worked for the local school system for twenty years. The second he saw the guidelines for re-opening he said there’s absolutely no way it’ll work. Trumpies want to pretend they can just ignore COVID (“it’s harmless/fake/overblown/like the flu”) because they have a very limited capacity…

Like I always say, arguing with a Trumpie is like trying to explain to your dog why he shouldn’t eat garbage. Family, friends, co-workers, whoever, when someone outs themselves as being a Trumpie I instantly dismiss them as someone who cannot and shouldn’t be taken seriously, like those MLM victims who insist that…

Waddles seriously believes that he already “knows” everything worth knowing. When he said COVID would just “go away” he truly believed that. Then when it didn’t he looked for scapegoats to blame, as to him there’s no scenario where he was “wrong” about anything. The way he sees it, COVID really DID just “go away”, but…

It’s an incredibly imbecilic thing for an adult to say. Yes, kids “should” be able to return to school...ideally. But saying that “science” (read: verifiable facts) is “standing in the way” is like saying “go ahead and jump off the boat, not being able to swim shouldn’t get in the way”, as if ignoring facts and…

Trumpies seem to believe that “science” is just another agenda-driven “belief system” that can be safely ignored in favor of whatever the waddling cretin opted to babble about on that day. They also have no idea how incredibly stupid that attitude makes them appear.

He’s just such an unrepentant pud, with the incredibly insincere shit-eating smile and the sub-moronic “thumbs-up”. It never even entered his mind that maybe hawking products at his desk, in the White House, might be somewhat crass. 

Back in the 1970s there was quite a hubbub over Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy hawking “Billy Beer”. Bear in mind that Billy was a fringe character who had no role whatsoever in the Carter administration, he was just a cheap huckster trying to cash in on JimmyMania, which was briefly a thing in this country. It…

The entire GOP rolled over and died on behalf of a fat gassy TV con man, then continued to play along with his blatant fraudulence in order to protect their own interests. They’re directly responsible for all of this, as are the numerous Americans too stupid to know when they’re being had.