Quickie Update: I had my surgery on Tuesday. They got out all the cancer! My vitals are excellent. My body is healing well. So that’s good news. I might have to do chemo but we still don’t know yet. I do know that if we decide to do it, it’ll be after allowing me to recovery fully from surgery.

I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

Awww, congratulations: the beginning of a long and cuddly friendship.

I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.

Hope springs eternal. Every time I have one good pair, I should be rational. I should just avoid wearing it that one week a month. But every time I think.....this will be fine. It’s not. ITS NEVER FINE.

I think one solution to this, insignificant as it may be, is to not read E! Online. Don’t feed the beast.

I hate to be *that* coconut oil person, however it makes for a dirt cheap, all natural, moisturizing eye makeup remover.

Just ask Chris Farley!

Lolz, I’m pretty positive it’s just a bubbling face mask.

Half drunk?

My Halloween costume is gonna be that of a half drunk woman watching horror movies on Netflix.

She is the nicest goddamn human being. No joke. Which is why her dating Beiber had us all like:

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

Is this her?

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

“We do stand behind what the teacher did,” the school spokeswoman told ABC News. “Even though that particular item did not pose an immediately dangerous situation to the school, we cannot allow students named Ahmed to feel as if they are actually welcome anywhere in our community.”

Of course he said no. The school basically said “You can come back, but you’re still suspended, so don’t come back.”

actually they are muslims, but the acid attacks have nothing to do with islam. it happens at equal rates to Hindu girls in India, and in most third world countries. The fact that acid can be so easily bought in India and of course the misogyny makes it even worse