Cutting Michael at this point would be a mercy.  The dude just does not have the constitution for this competition.  I can only image the years of therapy he’d need if he was on Hell’s Kitchen.

I was so mad that they let Helena go! She was quick witted, funny, and her bakes were stylish and unpredictable. The 1920's were goth af and her aesthetic actually made sense for this episode. UGH. I can only hope some producer has the sense to hire her and Noel to host Haunted Halloween Hour. Sigh...

STRONG AGREE. We at least need a new Nancy who can take down Paul by calling him “Male Judge.”

Seriously. Rosie, Priya, and Michael were at the bottom and everyone knows it.

What makes these eliminations hard for those at home is viewers cannot taste the bakes. The taste of the bakes is a large, if not the largest, factor in declaring a successful bake. It also doesn’t help that the delivery of the judges makes it hard to distinguish between harsh and minor criticism.

Remember the first episode where he had cut nearly all his fingers off? Why won’t they let this poor boy go home? 

Is this guy building a ship in a bottle or trying to comprehend the plot of Mullholand Drive at his table or something? What are you doing that is so intrinsically focused that a server checking in is shattering your peace? You’re in a different culture, if we come to your country we would be seen as rude Americans if…

Just get a bottle of the syrup and a straw at that point...or go to Dairy Queen and get the milkshake you really want. Imagine, a coffee shop wants to serve actual coffee instead of liquid cotton candy.  Why are folks bothering with a coffee shop if they want that anyway?

If you’re doing the math at home it’s about 200 grams of sugar.  A twelve oz soda has about 39 grams of sugar. 

I bet the person who asked this question is the kind of idiot who orders martinis by the glass, too. Amateur-hour bullshit.

Yes, let’s scold the gay black man for not responding to a Trump related issue with the exact level of wokeness that the straight white guy requires. Keep up the good work, Sam.

Ok I know this show requires a suspension of disbelief, but:

I am normally on Salty’s side, but fuck this person. You never go riffling through another person’s fridge, cabinets, drawers or anything when you’re a guest at their home.

There are maybe 2-3 people I can do this with, but they’re also good friends who’s homes I’m at a lot.

Also, who the fuck takes a beer that’s…

I cannot disagree with Salty harder this time. The fridge is not off-limits at a party, because of couse lots of people will bring their own drinks that require it, and that's great! But digging through it, opening food containers? Fuck no, that’s extremely not-cool. That’s up there with lighting up a cigarette inside…

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

My soul is almost always empty with a few leftovers, yet too many sauces? :)

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

I’m calling it now, season four will be Christmas ‘86 and the kids are going to lose their shit over the NES!

So kids, the morale of the story is, whenever you’re doing a “3,2,1" countdown, DO IT QUICKLY for fuck sake!

“groceries up 3 flight of stairs”