I don’t usually do this... but *why* are you writing an article about the Borderlands movie if you want nothing to do with the Borderlands movie and don’t like the games? What’s the point of this take? What’s the value other than to troll?

Emma Stone, Winston Duke, Diego Luna, Dwayne Johnson. There’s your vault hunters. If you can’t get Stone, get Karen Gillen and fully embrace the Jumanji On Meth vibe. Give Cate Blanchett some makeup and a CG arm and let her play Helena Pierce if you insist on casting her in the movie.

COUNTERPOINT: She’ll elevate the shit out of it, because she can, and takes pride in doing just that.

Trying real hard not to let loose some anger and/or take it real personal that the video game-film genre has a huge chance at gaining legitimacy through Cate Blanchett’s casting... and Kotaku’s only take is to have one of its reviewers remind us that he doesn’t like Borderlands.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

oh he fucking would, wouldn’t he

I managed to get the “united” ending as a fucking Qunari mage on my first playthrough. Don’t know how I managed that. Anyway, yeah, this quest was pretty great. Talking to Liliana and Josephine (if you were dating her) during this quest were also great highlights.

I’d have been far happier to play a 20-hour DAI that was pure story and plot quests, even if it was more on rails and had zero open world, than to have spent over 100 hours on thing after thing that ultimately felt like wastes of my time.

Inquisition had great main story quests, just wish it composed more than like 10% of the game and wasn’t squashed between 90% of mmo fetch quest fucking around.

Instead they're focusing all their efforts on Jade Empire 2? Right? RIGHT?!!?!?!?!!