How do famous people get into relationships so quickly? I meet someone I can stand about once every five years.

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As Cool as I am - Dar Williams

Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!

I had a friend who REALLY loved wasabi. Whenever we went for sushi, they’d keep giving him more as he could cheerfully eat it straight.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

Is there any way you could obtain and publish a list of all the companies supporting this episode with ad revenue, for the benefit of those of us who won't be watching but might factor this information into personal shopping decisions?

This is a question for any lawyers out there. What about the FCC rule that broadcasters have to give equal time to candidates? I read a tiny blurb in the Washington Post, saying that it could prove a problem for NBC, but I majored in French, not legalese, so I cannot make heads or tails of the rules.

Part of me keeps holding out for the idea that during the final dress rehearsal or something, there’s a joke that really upsets Donald. Like him and Rosie O’Donnell hosting a real housewives version of his ex wife’s or a shameless brag “my daughter is a lovely lady. If she wasn’t my daughter I’d have her a fancy…

That’s right. It’s a part of them, and it’s happening, but it’s not them.

Just another way we keep the patient’s dignity alive.

I know I’ve just written a long entry, but I realised I overlooked one of our greatest skills as nurses; to overlook and work through the worst smells imaginable. Whether it’s a chronic circumferential leg ulcer with pseudomonas, or the house of a hoarder with an exploding stoma, or if it’s a case of c.diff. We can…

She wasn’t mine last week.

My mom is a nurse. She ended up working in geriatrics because she absolutely loves it and just feels called to it. Not a lot of people want to work with the elderly, but my mom kicks ass at it. She loves her patients and treats them with kindness, dignity, and humor. She cries when they die and she has attended more…

I am not a nurse, but can I give a huge shout-out to all the nurses who work in NICUs? Because you ladies and gentlemen are the epitome of grace under pressure and I don’t think you can possibly know how much you mean to the parents and family members of the babies you care for.

I once took care of a very wealthy & powerful man in our trauma unit that had attempted suicide. The family was in a battle to have all documentation changed to “cleaning his gun” due to the HUGE implications of his estate, money and ownership of companies changing hands.

Have you confronted every example of racism in your life? Cause I haven’t. life is far too short for that, especially at work.

According to state law, blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. You going to stan for that, too?

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.