Slayage is fantastic. I used it in a lot of my research, but I hadn't actually thought about submitting to them. Thanks for the idea!

You and me both! My harddrive went last year and all I have left is a rough early draft and a print out that I wrote notes all over. I'm going to rework it though and submit it for a book of essays about vampires in modern culture. If you really want to read it, shoot me your email through messaging and I'll see what…

But if we don't have the second half, how will we ever know that teenaged pregnancy results in your wealthy in laws giving you a perfect Barbie dream house in the woods and a baby that you never need to bother raising, because it just grows up in a day or two and you aren't inconvenienced at all? I'm tired of all this…

But Darla did!

My husband didn't understand why there needed to be two movies, so I gave him a quick rundown of the 'action' in the second part of the book and ended with "So then they hug it out."

After, we can watch this together:

I actually gave a paper on the evolution of feminism in teen-oriented vampire stuff called 'Buffy Doesn't Live Here Anymore'. I read all of the books. Then I went a conference where well educated, adults with higher degrees talked about how Twilight wasn't so bad, you know. (I had the only strongly negative paper.)

What I want to know is if they include Jacob's line about only having thought he was in love with Bella because she had the potential to give birth to his actual life mate. I mean, if you want more ick to it.

There's a whole second part of the book where other vampires want to come and kill the demon spawn because its a demon spawn. I don't know if I'd say it's quite enough for a second movie, but the birth isn't the end of the book.

"In 2003, he reported the abuse to the police, but they the Clinton investigator at the statute of limitations had run out and Davis could not name any current victims."

Because it was Halloween. All ghosts can walk on Halloween, not just the ones from the house.

Every one knows that loose girls who date guys who are single are whooores, and that Scott is a stud. Because he's a dude.

I'm confused. Is this a book about Dove or by Dov? Because the headline indicates one, but the quote seems to be the other.

The video seems to be a Victoria's Secret runway show commercial.

And is also found in Hindu imagery.

I would guess that they started doing the Halloween themed nutcrackers within the last five years or so — there's usually a date plaque screwed to the bottom. I've seen a mummy, a werewolf, vampire male/female, Frankenstein/Bride of, witches, devils, skeletons and I think there was a creature from the Black Lagoon one…

Oh, I'm with you on the last part — Finn didn't know about the campaign ad yet, so he thought she was just upset about the school zone.

They've been selling those for years. I have the Dracula and the Frankenstein, which I pick up at the after Halloween sales. My mom is a super Christmas nut and when she comes to visit complains about my lack of holiday spirit, so this is my Christmas holiday spirit.

If you look over their shoulders in the scene, several of the extras are clearly watching what's going on, and several turned and looked when he told her to come out of the closet.

Oh, I didn't get the impression they were having two different conversations, since he added 'nobody cares'. Why say that if they were talking about her singing? And the cut to Kurt's reaction was deliberate, to point out they were talking about Finn outing Santana. I don't think anyone else in the room beyond Schu…