I wish I could hi-five you.

Well, they have a writer who is going to be a mother, so there's that.

"But a black Spider-Man does not even necessitate one microinch of suspension of disbelief - Spider-man is nto defined by his race at all."

Thank you.

The new Ultimate Spider-Man is half-black, half-hispanic.

"Women are generally physically weaker than men, and less prone to acts of aggression."

I know you were kidding, but since we saw Lettie Mae hanging around last episode, we know there's at least 2 breathing black women in Bon Temps right now.

He used to date Pam, from Gogol Bordello. I think they've broken up, but he's at least got some interest in the ladies.

I was sort of excited to hear about what kind of fight Axl Rose had picked with Maddow.

Well, sure, now. But that is some strong resemblance.

I seriously thought that guy on the right was Axl Rose.

I know, I feel like I've just revealed something deep and secret about myself! We're actually the same age and born a day apart, so when I was growing up, my mom would always tease me with 'That could have been you!' So she's someone who has always been on my radar.

Yes. We called them breakfast trays. Ikea has a couple little laptop tables like that for super cheap.

Absolutely. I mentioned Drew because I think her situation is more in line with Lohan's. Downey had some terrible films, but no one is ever going to ask him to show tit in order to get a film role, you know? Downey was uninsurable for years — isn't that part of Lohan's issues now too? She's just too much of a…

"Drew Barrymore also has the fortune of coming from Hollywood ROYALTY. If she had come from an anonymous family, like Lyndsay, I doubt she'd have had a second chance. "

She was "working" prior to Poison Ivy, that's just the movie that seemed to launch her b-and c- list staring roles. Her real comeback where people regarded her as a bankable actress wasn't until her cameo in Scream and then her staring turn in The Wedding Singer. That's when her career really took off again.

While I admire your taste in movies, I would suggest you not get your hopes up too high for Doppleganger. Its awful, even by my loose standards.

I named those all off the top of my head, because I've totally seen them all. I love b-movies. And Gun Crazy is actually a good little indie film, just no one really paid attention to it.

I wish Lohan would take a cue from Barrymore's career. She couldn't get hired to do anything decent after her drug and alcohol rehab and her autobiography came out. So she toiled in B and C movieland for years, proved herself to be a professional, and rescued her entire career. It didn't happen overnight. I mean, who…

Right? Swapped identities. Talking heads. Mystical blood letting. A frightening comeuppance. This could be an amazing film.