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Forget betting on the Super Bowl. The January 9, 2016 Powerball drawing didn’t produce any winners, and the jackpot was $900 million.

Are you kidding me? I’ll do the time travel. And I’ll just need to time travel once, in a car built in December 2015. January 9, 2016 was the biggest Powerball jackpot with no winner: $900 million.

Dividing 37 5/8 by 2 is difficult? I’ll grant you that finding the midpoint of a diagonal is clever, but

Well, if nobody else is going to say it...

Not particularly relevant to the post, but:

1. The vast majority of bullets come with a copper (diamagnetic materials can be repelled if exposed to a sufficiently strong electromagnetic field), nickel, and/or steel jacket. This is to reduce the amount of residue left in the barrel: lead is soft.

ceci n’est pas un chat

From what you’ve written, I’m fairly certain that you have no clue about what a food desert is. Perhaps you should read up a little more on what they are before you rush to judge others.

“People say they don’t have the time to cook. That’s their problem.”

East Asians: the last remaining acceptable targets of racist “humor”.

No one with even half a brain denies that Iraq had WMDs at some point in the past—read: ‘80s and ‘90s. Of course they did: the Germans, French, British and us Americans(!) sold Iraq all sorts of equipment and precursors for nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons! The governments were all hoping that Iran and Iraq

We are all traveling through time at the precise rate of 1 second per 1 second.

The heat death of the universe. Deal with it and/or move on.

You’re right. It’s about as absurd as non-professional choir groups ever having people problems. 10 to 25 adults not being able to look past their petty squabbles to their shared love of whatever? Completely absurd. Next you’ll tell me that there are choirs that don’t run a full psychological and compatibility profile

If he thinks Lily is worth the trouble, then fine, whatever. But if the dude is having this much trouble coming to a decision, I don’t think he’s emotionally well-equipped to juggle Lily and the choir if the relationship sours.

Before he mentioned the fact that his student Lily was older than him (i.e, most likely not a high school student—even if she were 18, there are laws in many states about faculty-high school student relationships), I thought the choice was pretty easy.

I was not aware that evolution (which is not to be confused with artificial selection, which in turn is not to be confused with genetically modified organism when used in the scientific sense) involved human intent and micropipettes and/or gene guns.

That’s nature doing GMO.

A little detail nobody will care about: manufacturing companies like the real-life Foxconn make their money not through high margins but rather high volume. Companies with clout go so far as to dictate in contracts how much profit is “acceptable.”