As nice as Nintendo Directs are, imagine the sort of reaction this would get in front of an convention audience.

Kinda makes sense if you’re on a horse.

It’ll take more time. This is a decent workaround in the meantime.

Almost.

But if you’re going to another continent or even country, how do you explain to customs and/or the border patrol how you got there?

Because the other problem is steering. The front is causing cavitation so that the torpedo can punch through it, right? You can’t exactly top it off with a crazy straw. What happens when you want to make a right turn? BAM, water. At 200 MPH, it would disintegrate.

a killer who doesn’t just murder little children, but pulps their bodies and mixes them in with concrete to make memorial wall reliefs.

Well, the current Nova was 15 when they introduced him, and that was a few years ago, so... maybe? He is hitting on the teenage Ms. Marvel, and the last thing Marvel needs right now is a creepy Nova.

As someone who has very little disposable income at the moment, I can’t wait for it to hit the next Steam sale.

What kid has their own credit card? Teenage checking accounts offered by banks that come with a debit card usually set a minimum age requirement of 13. And if your kid doesn’t see a problem with stealing your credit cards to buy stuff, you ought to be sitting down and having a little chat with them.

A friend of mine once observed that if Human Resources was supposed to be on your side, they would probably give it a friendlier name.

Because the app accesses system-level things in a way it’s not supposed to. Unfortunately for them, there is no approved way of getting to the things they need.

since replacements would be harder to come by.

Are you referring to this?

These are still worse because the bootleggers expected people to pay for these.

Where’s the bar?

Wasn’t exactly a lot more space in the old Volvo wagons, but we made do. No airbags either.

Some people die decades before they’re buried. This can be said of some companies as well.

Depends on the country.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler!