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Humor is usually the first casualty of the truth.

The irony here is thicker than Trump’s hairpiece.

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Is this the same fire, or a different one?

A lot of players never made it to the end of Battletoads, Dark Souls, or Super Hexagon. Does that mean that those are all games where you’re not supposed to reach the goal?

If you read the response, you can see that she wasn’t joking.

Right, so, clearly a totally different prompt. Analogy doesn’t hold.

You really don’t think there would be any difference—none whatsoever—between the treatment of an instructor who teaches sex/health ed and one who teaches, say, sixth grade mathematics who tripped a porn filter on a school computer? Really?

Apollo 10: the LM made a low pass but did not land. The ascent stage was not fully fueled so the crew would not be tempted to land.

The difference between logic and experience is that experience will tell you that merely having the word “porno” on the front page can cause problems.

Have you ever worked for a public school district?

Ingrid told me she’d always thought Data was hot because he’s basically a sentient sex toy.

The main goal provided is to get to the center of the galaxy.

It’s been publicized before that the main goal offered by the game is to get to the center of the galaxy. You will be given motivation to do so, but you can still continue playing after you’ve achieved that.

Donkey Kong did not launch the Mario Bros. franchise. It is only tangentially related by sharing one of the two Mario brothers—Luigi is not present in Donkey Kong. And officially, the main character of Donkey Kong is Jumpman, not Mario. He was retroactively renamed Mario.

“...That’s not pizza grease.”

The difference is that the Saudi prince himself has a shit ton of money and complete freedom to use it however he likes (mostly, to get away). Also, there’s a fair chance that he himself has some sort of diplomatic immunity.

If the clue had been:

The comparison was between Colbert and Kimmel, not Colbert and Pewdiepie.

Now you’re getting it!