Burn all your belongings and join a monastery/convent, preferably of an order that requires you to take a vow of poverty.

Last guy should have told the manager “No need, I’ll call the police myself” and had the manager arrested for assault.

*TANKS.

Oh, and regarding the whole upgrading thing, I don’t think it’s that hard.

And on top of that I missed out on the first wave and only got it when Amazon randomly got some in a couple of weeks back.

Or that Metal Gear Solid V: Collector’s Edition which has been sold out for a while now.

I don’t know who complained about the New 3DS XL being too big. Everyone I know wanted the changeable faceplates.

How much is the insurance rider that covers carrying a cruise missile costing you?

1. Press the “Off” button to turn off the display.
2. It’s not the GT-R’s fault that you have ADD.

lack of a big distracting screen?

Drive it while wearing a Batman costume.

That’s a strange misspelling of Batman.

Which would have a transfer fee, thus negating the point of this exercise.

while T-Mobile only cuts off high speed data after a certain threshold.

In the United States, where the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index closed down nearly 4 percent on Monday, futures contracts were pointing to a higher Wall Street opening on Tuesday.

If you’re going to SSH or remote shell, even a Core M would be overkill. And you certainly wouldn’t need an Iris 6100—much less an Iris Pro 5200 or R9 M370X—for that.

Some people actually have money to burn. Good for them.

Oh! I misread that as “that’ll pretty much ruin porn.” I couldn’t think of any reason for Gears of War to ruin porn, so I was curious.

Centaurs have two rib cages.

B-But liters per 100 km is communism!