Burn all your belongings and join a monastery/convent, preferably of an order that requires you to take a vow of poverty.

Last guy should have told the manager “No need, I’ll call the police myself” and had the manager arrested for assault.

*TANKS.

Oh, and regarding the whole upgrading thing, I don’t think it’s that hard.

If you’ve ever had a ceiling-mounted router (or one that’s been mounted high up the wall) with the power cable plugged into an outlet on the other side of the ceiling tiles, you’ll see why not having to physically reach the router to reset it is such a great idea.

If you’re one in a million in China, there are 1,350 other people just like you.

Why would he want to buy an Apple Watch to not-use with his Android phone?

Even with 3D applications this is WAY too much

“still comes with just 2GB of memory”

After all the stunts that Lenovo has pulled with pre-installed software (the latest cases being Superfish and BIOS-level bloatware reinstalls), there’s no way I’d buy a computer from them.

Small chunks of Skylab survived reentry and landed in Esperance, but no houses were hit.

1) Tesla’s superchargers take 30 minutes to charge their cars. That’s 1-3 fares on something with the range of a Tesla. Cars costing close to the vehicles actually used for taxi service would only get you about a quarter of the range, especially during the summer.

You may have missed the joke, I’m afraid.

Nature favors species that are good at surviving
By Nature’s measure
We are products of Nature’s design

Well, if humans would just stop sucking so much...

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And on top of that I missed out on the first wave and only got it when Amazon randomly got some in a couple of weeks back.

Or that Metal Gear Solid V: Collector’s Edition which has been sold out for a while now.

What if I told you we could play The Game of Anecdotes all night long?

Apple is the the 21st century Sony.