He had the nerve to say that I obfuscate by cloaking simple ideas in complex language. I ask him: who is banging a hot model wife? Not Chomskey, that's for sure. *rubs nose, adjusts soiled t-shirt*

Get fucked, Chomshkey!

I do not shee the problem here. *sniffle* Clearly he hash fetishizthed the latent rashist ashpectsh of the late capitalisht shyshtem allowing him to be like a horsh mounting a mare. *rubs nose, adjusts shirt* Only in the neo-puritanishm of the United Shtatesh ish thish a problem where the shign hash been divorshed…