Its not how people imagine, you know? Modern life just has its own set of demands.

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

You are married to a centauride? That is hot.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in Chicago…

This isn’t a thing that happens anywhere (except maybe the diveiest of dives). No cook or chef is going to push out a rapidly cooling dish on another table.

closing to within five feet and crossing directly through the EP-3's flight path

This story sounds like the setup of a joke, but then there was no punchline.

Despite it being the word, no one wanted Grease 2 anyway.

Win or lose, the city of Philly will be operating under Purge laws from Sunday night into Monday

Russia flies planes off the coast of California all the time, Russian troll. US forces intercept Russian planes regularly, in a much more professional manner than the Russians seem capable of...

Yeah, except the Chesapeake isn’t international waters, and we haven’t recently annexed Mexico in a sham referendum. So not quite the same thing.

International airspace and waters is international airspace and waters. And our “flyboys” act nothing but professional when that happens. Which is has, many times during the Cold War.

The mountains should turn blue.

Use that bud lite tech where the label turns blue when cold!

WADA bunch of amateurs.

Nuh-UH!!! It’s clearly an XUV. GREY PLASTIC FLARES!!! LOOK AT THE GREY PLASTIC FLARES!!!!!

Sadly, your username isn’t “LittleRedMissesTheFuckingPointEntirelyDude”.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

Isn’t America an amazing country? Total strangers loaned you enough money that you could buy one of life’s necessities at less than 5% interest.