Meh, Far as we’re concerned you lot are all a bunch of seditious snakes.

Lol, ok, that’s worse than my first thought, but it seems they’re in the same general area.

TL; DR: I’m racing a car.

You can find out! Just tune-in to Fox Sports 4 between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM, in between repeats of NASCAR Chef, exclusively on Fox 2, 3, 5, and 7!

Does that mean the car didn’t take the start? And if it didn’t take the start, does that mean they can’t continue?

Don’t be embraced, this is a sick car and anyone who has driven one, much like a Porsche will know how great it is! We have a 500E (shares some of the same suspension) and it’s a blast. The Abarth makes such as sweet sound.

It is racist in any context where someone expresses pride and identity in the Confederacy. Outside of museums and Civil War reenactments, the Stars and Bars doesn’t have a place, just the way it is distasteful to fly a Nazi flag out of a historical reenactment context. The fact that a TV show tried to normalize the…

Aaaaactually it is. Just like driving a VW with Swastikas is highly inappropriate unless it’s part of some sort of historical display.

If you’re going for historical accuracy, replace the stars and bars with a giant white rectangle.

You sure that flag doesn’t represent racism, guy? I know this is Jalopnik where you’re all Righties, but you’re seriously saying that asshole of a flag isn’t racist?

To be fair, this is more in the class of the Fiat 500 than the fortwo or iQ. Significantly bigger, but not a huge success.

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

I know it’s cool to Jalops, but a big manual BMW just isn’t cool to like 98% of the population.

I would love to own a Donk. I fear that a pasty white dude such as myself would be mocked mercilessly.

What’s embarrassing about an Abarth? Honest question.

Renault Avantime. It failed miserably in sales and people found it stupid that it was a family car with only 2 doors. I love it, but I know I would look stupid driving it. It’s also french.

Cows love hoods too.

Yes it is wrong. They’re shitheels who not only stole from this guy but probably got the valet himself fired. It’s not even a complex con. Flustering or distracting people to get them to skip over due diligence is barely a step above the basic Nigerian prince scam.