Mr. Regular hits the marks, it’s a car that tries to be a jack of all trades, master of none.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

This model Challenger was technically released at the very tail end of George W Bush’s presidency.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

It beats up supercars and burns like ‘em too

For real; a grand total of 30 is plenty to be played for laughs in a rom-com!

her 39-person bridal party

No you’re right, I’m sure the engineers behind this needed to check the Jalopnik comments section to see what they’ve forgotten.

Here is a very nice FD Mazda RX-7, for no good reason at all. Enjoy.

Oh, please do tell us more

Hey, all us guys with metal issues want to do is dig through the ditches, burn all the witches, and slam in the back of my dragula.

They also make lovely light fixtures.

Not pictured: Salvage title, duct-taped front bumper, mis-matched tires.

What is a Jalo Punk?

The plate looks like a yellow tooth.

Because everybody deserves one.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.