It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Also any insight if this will fit in an Insight?

Why I’m Trading My $1 Oldsmobile For A Totaled 2003 Kia Rio:

The biggest disappointment?

Picture is not of the actual car

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

After buying cars for over 20 years, falling for TrueCar’s scheme. I registered just to see what people were paying for a 2017 BRZ. After registering, the first thing I saw was “Our TrueCar dealer partners will be calling you shortly with a special price for you.”

“Call for Price”

It’s a beautiful car to be sure, but I have to disagree re: “doesn’t look aged.” The mirrors, wheels, accents... nothing here looks modern.

one beer?.... umm ok... if i just keep topping up my glass that still counts as one right?

it’s definitely attractive, but i could never believe it was built in 2000+. the lines are too coarse to make it look any newer than something from the 80's.

disagree.

Ambien and a weed cookie can get you to from LA to Sydney with ZERO worries.

“In other news, Southwest Flight 409 crashed into the Pacific Ocean just 30 minutes after takeoff, killing all on board. An unnamed air traffic controller who observed the event on radar has been quoted as saying, ‘it’s as if everything was going smoothly, then, for no apparent reason, the plane gained speed and…

“Passengers, this is your Captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you to Flight 409, nonstop from LA to Sydney. For in-flight entertainment today, please give a big hand to Lee Greenwood, who will play ‘God Bless the USA’ for the next 14 hours…”

I just want the NyQuil to kick in and knock the hell out.

Man, I don’t think I even want to hear bands I like play on a plane. I just want the NyQuil to kick in and knock the hell out.

Really it’s gonna be me with just shoes, a jersey, a hat, and a bat.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.