I appreciate the amount of effort you put inThank you kindly, sir/madam!

The smartest thing would be to start any OTHER benign viral trend.

Like you know, some random provost saving cute kitties and puppies from the pound, then saying: “Damn Spaniel, you’re rocking those furry paws again?”

You forgot “backyard wedding.”

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

In 2013, Katehi’s office contracted a Maryland-based company called Nevins & Associates for a six-month contract that costs $15,000 a month. Nevins was brought in to “clean up the negative attention,” ostensibly by removing, or lowering, Google references to the video. The online reputation management service…

purple

One of these days it’ll be:
Of course, some lady walked up to them and pulled on the dog’s tail, then had the nerve to say “See! Your guard dog is distracted! Real guard dogs don’t-AAAAIIIIGGGHHHH HELPME HELPMEAAAUUUGGGGHHhhhh...... *Crunch*

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

You have not seen Alanis as God? Gasp!

Beg to differ

Everyone who starred this should yas queen themselves off a goddamn cliff.

Yeah, fuck you.... West Virginia is every bit as important as NY, MD, VA, MA, or any other state on the east coast. Don’t believe it? Try living without the electricity that allows you to make power the computer you use to make stupid, needlessly hateful comments from.

prominent ideals and prominent derriere

One of my favorite pasttimes is to read the Facebook comments on Onion articles because there are always a few people who don’t understand that the Onion is satire and they get so worked up. Classic.

Huh? Have you seen this gem? It’s subtle perfection. http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-pict…

Someone is cranky. Did Quaker Oats mistakenly print your obituary on the back of all its oatmeal boxes today, or something?

“Unprompted”

So The Onion and Clickhole try their darnedest to be on the cutting edge of the satire, but I feel like they’re fighting a losing battle when everything is so ludicrous and absurd in real life.

Yet, somehow, the man has come up with a Kill-it-with-fire situation.