For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

My parents should have fired her for a number of reasons and didn’t ‘til I was 7. They totally dropped the ball on that one. But yeah, my parents found out about the cops. I think they were kinda proud of my sister for taking care of herself like that.

I don’t get this attitude. I love Bernie, I donated to Bernie. But handing over the country to these lunatics out of spite if he doesn’t get the nomination is insane.

Exactly. I was 16 when the whole Terri Schiavo debacle was going on and all I could think was how cruel it was to make someone suffer because they “might” get well. In the end, she died of an incredibly painful hospital acquired infection because a miracle “might have” happened.

When my sister was 3 and I was 2, our horrible babysitter decided to punish her for some garden-variety 3 year-old transgression by telling her that she was taking me to McDonalds and leaving her at home. The babysitter’s plan was to just idle in the driveway for a few minutes ‘til my sister learned her lesson or some…

Ideally, every adult should have a living will on file with their primary care physician and copies with their emergency contact. (But, of course, we have tens of millions of adults who don’t even have a primary care physician!)

Oh, please don’t let her be forcing her dog to be vegetarian.

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

[inserts thinkpiece about how millenials are waiting longer to marry]

I want another woman justice

I dunno, what rando just texts people “is this Stacia, it’s Hilary Swank”? I’d be more likely to be like, “yo Hilary, Boys Don’t Cry is a masterpiece good luck finding Stacia” than like “block me now”.

re: The Root’s List of actresses.

I love that episode!!! (Probably because I love Debi Mazar.) My partner is a social worker, so SVU is our MST3K hahaha.

Sorry, Ariana Grande does not look dangerous at all.

women don’t poop, its not natural for us

Well, didn’t you and Chris get the memo? Welcome to minority “ya can’t win for advocating” politics. If you advocate and speak to your experience, eventually you’ll be called out for not including everyone, then criticized if you do for not being of that group.