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UGHHHH Frontier made me check a carryon once claiming that it won’t fit (even though we were on a return flight, so obvs it fit the first time) meanwhile the chick in front of me made it on with a packed tennis racket case...

I’ve commented this before but I will pay up to 50% more for a flight just so it can be on Virgin.

This was a bad idea. It is well known in the biology and food/bev industries that moving lobsters has a relatively low success rate. Why do you think they are like $4340593458 on menus in Colorado? Because 9 died along the way before 1 made it to your plate. Are there no aquariums in Florida?

Ohhh you’re right, this is a totally different site. I’m thinking of those lot of scam sites like Romwe and Rosegal. I will admit I clicked around on one of those sites for a while before thinking “wait a sec. lemme just google their name + scam ohhhhh okay yeah no thanks.”

lord, the number of people they have fooled. Sometimes I click on the comments on the FB ads just to see the latest round of suckers who ordered from them. Well-made, on-trend gowns for $7? Sounds legit!

The one I used to go to when I lived in LA was not touristy at all, total hidden gem. Hardcore old women come out into the spa where everyone is buck ass naked, grab my hand and drag me into the back room, then proceed to scrub 5-6 ounces of dead skin off my body while practically waterboarding me with wet towels and

Good to know!

I don’t think they could use it on a scammed money? They ended up getting pregnant in the end, but after extensive IVF so it was also technically a happy ending, just an expensive one.

I’m glad you learned what to do and it was a happy ending!

It looks like she edited her apology to attempt something more sincere-sounding on instagram before her publicist deleted all her social media. The embed is still cached on her playboy page. Still went with “not my intention” and “mistake” and “everyone is beautiful in their own way” and “it won’t happen again”.

Yeah 30 is beyond the “could be a generally good person but made a terrible decision” phase.

Me too. I really hope she doesn’t suffer from anxiety or depression or any number of things that could compound the negative effects of this.

I don’t go to a gym at all because of people like this.

yes! I live off of the avocado highway in north county and when I tell friends back east I get a bag of 20 avocados for $5, on the side of the road no less (how convenient), they go through the 5 stages of grief... 1 Deny it, 2 Anger, 3 Jealousy, 4 Try to figure out a way for me to send them a bag, 5 accept that their

It’s the “PETA said it so it’s true!” style of journalism.

+1 As soon as I read “according to PETA” I stopped reading.

Loving you is sweeter than ever by the Four Tops! Then we told the band to segue directly into “Good lovin” and everyone rushed the dance floor.

Unfortunately some of the best classes are taught by the NRA, but if you don’t want to support them there are some other options. They have 4 hour women’s classes, intro to handgun safety, etc.

They’re both on the homepage, 3 posts away from each other. Was an editor not presented with one or the other? This is awkward.

No one has mentioned mara’s tweet yet so I will do it