Right? Who cares if the audition process is blind if every application is the same guy in a different hat.

I’ll design the programs for free! Need ushers? Concessions?

That just gave me the best visual. You have been killing it lately. Keep it up.

I am 30 and I had to convince my 24-year old coworker that she is slam dunk in the middle of the millennial generation. I was like “sweetie I’M a millennial, believe me, I wouldn’t admit that if it weren’t true. Which makes you a Millennial, capital M.”

I was reading it in my head in my autocomplete voice, like a robot, till I got to that line, switched to “I LIKE TOITLES” then promptly switched back to robot voice for the rest.

YES

I don’t know the real segmentation on this, but I think there are plenty of people who want confirmation that an animal was raised responsibly and humanely slaughtered without witnessing it. My MIL will eat meat that we slaughter but doesn’t exactly want to come with us to watch. For those people, at least they are…

If it is a beef cattle, people in the industry sometimes use “beeve” and “cattle” in the singular even though grammatically it doesn’t make sense. People also say a “head” of cattle or a bovine.

I just asked him, he says it’s like trying to grab wicked greasy hair.

Sheep are the sneakiest because they are so little and they get brought in to the kill floor in groups. My husband on two(!) occasions had a sheep escape and he had to drive down the street to pick it up.

You are correct. Steers look like they have hairy belly buttons (it’s actually a peepee!). Heifers have empty udders that are tight against their body (so you can’t really see them that well anyway) (and a vagina, but you can only see it if it swishes its tail out of the way).

+1. Meat is the most nutritionally complete food there is. I really wish people wouldn’t say “I have to stop eating meat.” No - you have to stop eating bad meat and too much of it in one sitting. There is plenty of good meat out there, including meat where you can go and visit these slaughterhouses and see how they…

yup!

My husband’s definition of a first world problem is finding the good link and successfully X-ing out the ads. “I can’t believe I have to do this every week!” he says. Our TV bill is $10 a month for netflix. We get to watch any game we want for free, and on a local network so I get to feel like I’m back home. This is…

I like this strategy!

Too bad she didn’t get swept away in the Pismo Beach Disaster.

I saw this all the time in college, and since then in a bunch of mountain towns I lived in. It unfortuantely is like a source of pride in smaller towns and college towns - I never understood why. I live in a very rural place now, like down a mile-long dirt road, and I still lock every door. I’m standing up to do it…

This is the BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL WEEK!!!!!!

It was SO the brother. Back in the very first interview with him when they are gathered with the ex-boyfriend to start their own search, he is talking about starting the grieving process and how hard it’s going to be to move on. Move on? Aren’t you doing your first search party now? It was like he already knew she was…

I had a similar hot take but mine is on the brother and ex-boyfriend.